Also known as, Mmmmmm on French Bread with ham.. [ Is that a hint of garlic I taste? ]
So there I was.
Headphones on. Playing a Anjulie song… one that is causing me to think of future dates. This bench is nice. I love Central Park. It’s so.. fake. [ Is that a real rock? ] but real too. beautiful.
But this time, I was sitting in Central Park just about to eat a sandwich, when from out of nowhere some guy reaches from behind the bench, and grabs my sandwich. I turn around, and Steve Martin is taking a huge bite out of my grilled ham and cheese. He’s enjoying it [ A little too much ], and looks like it’s the best sandwich in the world. Part of me was ticked and the other part wanted to ask if he could sign my chest [ Not really... well maybe ]… “Focus!” I tell my self. But, this sandwich was mine! I started to get furious as it was made for me, WITH Miracle Whip!, And for him to get his slobery hands all over it… just [ hUlk LiKE RAGE! ] But… but… I restrain as a police officer is close by.
And then as he turns to walk away, he says to me with a full mouth, “No one is ever going to believe you.”
Sigh… This thought brought to you by my absent grilled ham and cheese. I don’t know what it tasted like, and I didn’t get my chest signed…
blehhh MAYO alllll the way! and how dare Steve Martin! How dare he!!
“he got the heat”
“she got the heat”
Travis, I am so gullible. I almost believed Steve Martin actually took a bite out of your GC. I need to Google Anjulie too – I have not heard of her until now. Thanks for broadening my horizons.
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Anjulie is kind a like Nelly Furtado. Before her last album… (shutter)
You had me…until the Miracle Whip. Who would ever believe you used Miracle Whip instead of Helmans? Nice try, buddy. (And that Steve Martin…what a rat bastard!)
Me and Steve… uh… we aren’t on speaking terms.. He has a lot of forgiveness to do first. And, he has to make me a new sandwich.
Lmao…. now I want grilled cheese.