Also known as, Don’t Poke the Wookiee!
So I was sitting in the mall… minding my own business, just sitting, and waiting… and then…
“Hey Sweetie…”
“Yes?”
“What do you think of these jeans? Do they make my butt look big?”
“Sweetie, I think they look great…. it really… brings out the eyes.”
“Awwwww”
Score! I thought… [ Mmmm yeah... ] I’m all about the brownie points today.
What would you think if I bought them?
Well, I think they look gr… “Have I told you how handsome you are?”
“Uh…”
“And one more thing…”
“Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!”
Dang it!… She’s using the Chewbacca defense!
Huh? What?!? It doesn’t make sense… this isn’t making sense? What were you saying?
My brain started to become mush as I attempted to rationalize Chewie living on Endor… Why would he do that? What’s up with that?
“Thanks sweetie, here’s your card back”
Huh? [ Where was I? ]
This thought brought to you by Johnny Cochran… for helping to bring the Red Herring argument back to life…
[ Editor's Note ] Chewbacca Defense
You go shopping. A man shopping with a woman? You don’t hide at home? Huh.
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I do it every chance I get. it’s a great time to interact, and learn what she likes, without having to ask her.
Plus any amount of time you can spend with someone, is quality time.
I’ve seen a similar defense tactic used in my classroom. it goes something like this “Where’s your homework?” “Are zombies real?”
Fortunately they immunize you against it at teachers’ school.
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ah yes. the zombie defense. I remember when kids couldn’t come up with anything better than, my dog ate my homework…
They have gotten so smart
Travis, did this really happen? I’m a bit slow sometimes. If it is real, you have found yourself a great catch! I am impressed with her knowledge of Chewie factoids. I only know factoids about the big blobby guy, what was his name??? the one that captured Princess Leah. Just kidding, of course -Pip
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Me going to the mall, and spending quality time with her, and having the perfect pair of jeans purchased? Yes.
Me going to the mall, and spending quality time with her, and getting distracted with why Chewie was on Endor, so that my card could be snatched from me and have the perfect pair of jeans purchased? No.
oh give it time…. she’ll snatch your card. she may find something else to distract you with too!
Wait…Chewbacca lives on f%$ing Endor??? With those annoying little Ewok bastards?? How did I miss that???
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Haha… exactly…
explains his bad attitude doesn’t it?
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He has my sympathy… I would be grumpy too.
Remember to teach your children to never lie ………unless you are asked the question by significant other “do these jeans make my butt look big?”
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