Insomniacs Parental Guide to Writing A Bad Romance

Insomniacs Parental Guide to Writing A Bad Romance

Also known as, Uhhhhh…. really? Is that what you REALLY want?

I think I’m officially done with the lame-crap music that’s out right now, and nobody epitomizes this more than Lady Gaga.  Funny really, I saw a performance of her pre Lada Gaga days and she sounds like a normal bar sounding singer.  And then she went all cross between Madonna, Brit Brit Spears and Adam Lambert [ Except Adam showed up after her ] or maybe it was Adam that is a cross between her, Brit Brit  and Madonna.  Either way. It’s all just ick for me.  Oddly enough Britney Spears is actually pretty good on her latest… [ What am I saying?! ]

[ Cranking up the soundtrack to 500 Days of Summer ]

There.  My Indie creds are back. And not only that, it’s a great album.

I do listen to a lot of music.  And the the only reason I will watch Katy Perry’s Waking up in Vegas, is because it’s got nerd extraordinaire Joel Moore in it. Poor guy, after doing a movie with Paris Hilton, it must be a little difficult to get a job. [ Except he did a little film called Avatar... I heard that it did okay ]

Oh, back to Lady Gaga… who in their right mind would like to see a woman fake bleeding to death on stage… [ Sweet! were do I get tickets? ]

Oops, I was just told I have to retract that thought… I didn’t want those tickets anyways… [ ick! ]

What the weirdest thing about Bad Romance is, is the lack of full thoughts…  if you listen to the lyrics, all you can do is scratch your head wondering… did I miss something?

And then I realized I didn’t, because I wouldn’t even want that kind of relationship.  I’m getting to old for whacked out girls who border on psycho. And I’m just going to have to pass on the whole “lover’s revenge” and no! You can’t have my psycho! It’s mine, and I don’t share well.   [ Okay, I'm lying, I do ], but there is nothing to share in that category. Which I would imagine is going to be just fine.